lunes, 26 de marzo de 2012

HILARY CLINTON BECAMES DARTH VADER


maravillosa primera entrega de Star Wars, debió sentarse a pensar como sacar tajada de sus derechos de merchandising. ¿Qué hago con mi Darth Vader? se preguntó.  La respuesta forma parte de la historia.
Sirve hasta para hacer política. Pero, ¿Darth Vader sería demócrata? yo no lo veo.
Sirve hasta para hacer política. Pero, ¿Darth Vader sería demócrata? yo no lo veo.

Menaje del hogar

Las hay en varios tamaños, para el café, tamaño cubata, pinta y media pinta.
La Vader taza. Las hay en varios tamaños, para el café, tamaño cubata, pinta y media pinta.

Electrodomésticos

Ningun desayuno es completo sin la marca de Dart Vader en las tostadas.
Ningún desayuno es completo sin la marca de Darth Vader en las tostadas.
Han Solo ha salido, ¿quiere que le deje algún recado?
Han Solo ha salido, ¿quiere que le deje algún recado?
La minicadena que todo stormtrooper tiene en su cuarto. Con dos temas en memoria, la marcha imperial y la canción de la sere de dibujos de los ewoks.
La minicadena que todo stormtrooper tiene en su cuarto. Con dos temas en memoria, la marcha imperial y la canción de la sere de dibujos de los ewoks.

Complementos

Mochilita de charol como los zapatos de la comunión.
Mochilita de charol como los zapatos de la comunión.
No te esfuerces, con esta evilla no te dejarán entrar en la disco.
No te esfuerces, con esta hebilla no te dejarán entrar en la disco.
-Oye se te ha subido un Darth Vader a la chepa. -Trankilo es
Doctor, doctor, me ha salido un Darth Vader en la espalda.
Que tomen nota los del Señor de los Anillos y hagan un Paraguas-Narsil
Que tomen nota los del Señor de los Anillos y hagan un Paraguas-Narsil
Truco o someto a toda tu puta galaxia.
- Truco o someto a toda tu puta galaxia.
Mascara Gas-Vader. Ya que tiene uno que ir a la guerra por lo menos va ilusionado.
Mascara Gas-Vader. Ya que tiene uno que ir a la guerra por lo menos va ilusionado.

Mascotas

- Quitame esto ya!!!
- Quitame esto ya!!!
Born to be Vader
Born to be Vader
- Se que soy demasiado gay para este traje, dígaselo a mi dueño.
- Se que soy demasiado gay para este traje, dígaselo a mi dueño.
- ¿Que hago vestido así? No vuelvo a ir a una fieshta de Paco Ponce de León
- ¿Que hago vestido así? No vuelvo a ir a una fieshta de Paco Ponce de León

Informática

Ordenador portátil para niños. Cuanto antes comiencen en el frikismo, mejor.
Ordenador portátil para niños. Cuanto antes comiencen en el frikismo, mejor.
Hub USB. Aparatoso pero cool.
Hub USB. Aparatoso pero cool.
Pen drive, con los planes de vuelo de tu tie fighter pregrabados.
Pen drive, con los planes de vuelo de tu tie fighter pregrabados.

Juguetes sexuales

Un traje de Dartha Vadera para los sabedos que no hay partida de Wow, osea pocos.
Un traje de Dartha Vadera para los sabados que no hay partida de Wow, osea pocos.

Medios de transporte

Construir este globo aerostático era más barato que reparar la estrella de la muerte.
Construir este globo aerostático era más barato que reparar la estrella de la muerte.

miércoles, 21 de marzo de 2012

STAR WARS SLIP OF DARTH VADER


Star Wars Darth Vader Face Briefs
There’s nothing like having the power of The Dark Side in your pants. Let Darth Vader make all the tough decisions for you with the Star Wars Darth Vader Face Briefs. Made from 100% cotton, these black briefs place the Sith Lord’s likeness in the ultimate position of power.
The Vader briefs feature a functioning fly area and an elastic waistband with raised Star Wars logos. This may answer the age old question, did Darth Vader wear briefs or boxers? If you think the Star Wars Darth Vader Face Briefs are a little more than you are ready to handle, you could always opt for the Superman Briefs or JLA Briefs.
Embrace the Dark Side and purchase your Star Wars Darth Vader Face Briefs at Superherostuff.com for $15.99.

martes, 20 de marzo de 2012

Star Wars fans were pretty excited when it was announced in September 2010 that the movieswould be re-released in 3D.


They might have been less excited to discover that the movies will be released story order and not in the order in which they original premiered, meaning Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace will be the first to hit screens in 3D.
But, that’s just the way it is! To prepare for the film’s Feb. 10 opening, Lucasfilm has released images of the following posters, which include iconic scenes and characters, from the pod race to Darth Maul.
(via MovieWeb)

lunes, 19 de marzo de 2012

The Clone Wars(check out our recaps here!), he’s playing Dengar, one of the bounty hunters that Darth Vader summons to track down theMillennium Falco


Simon-Pegg-voicing-Dengar
Image Credit: LucasArts
Simon Pegg is giving Christopher Lee and Julian Glover a run for their money as an all-time franchise hopper. That’s because the Mission: Impossible and Star Trek star is finally set to make his trip to that Galaxy Far, Far Away. This Friday on Star Wars: The Clone Wars(check out our recaps here!), he’s playing Dengar, one of the bounty hunters that Darth Vader summons to track down theMillennium Falcon in The Empire Strikes Back.
“Dengar is one of the elite,” Pegg tells EW. “If you’re on Darth Vader’s bounty-hunter speed dial, you are the best in the galaxy.”  Sure, we only see Dengar for the briefest of moments in the movie, but like IG-88Bossk, or Zuckuss, the mummy-wrapped bounty hunter has accumulated a massive cult following over the years. Not to mention one amazing Robot Chicken parody. EW’s got your very first look at Dengar in action. Check out the clip from this Friday’s episode, “Bounty,” after the break
Now, Pegg's involvement on The Clone Wars may come as a surprise. Anyone who's seen his British sitcom Spaced or read his Twitter feed knows that he has some very, shall we say,strong feelings about latter-day Star Wars, particularly The Phantom Menace. (One recenttweet: "Enjoyed Hugo, despite almost being ruined by Phantom Menace 3D trailer. Come and revisit the most disappointing 2 hours of your life, in 3D!") But, hey, he criticizes because he loves. As he tells EW, "It was a total honor to play this mysterious, hard man from my favoriteStar Wars movie, The Empire Strikes Back."
In "Bounty," Dengar teams up with Boba Fett, Bossk, and bounty-hunter newbie Asajj Ventress to protect a valuable shipment being sent through the interior of a planet via hover rail. Of course, forces conspire to pry this precious cargo from their greedy fingers. Think of it like The Great Train Robbery, as directed by George Lucas.
If you're a diehard Star Wars fanatic -- and, if you're reading this, you most likely are -- you'll know Dengar proved an early nemesis of Han Solo. That's because, like Solo, he hailed from Corellia and made an early splash on the swoop-racing circuit. Later when he became a bounty hunter, and from "Bounty" it seems like he's at his prime during the Clone Wars, he received cybernetic implants to enhance his auditory and visual capabilities. So he ended up wearing these mummy rags, not out of some salute to bag-lady couture, but to conceal his "enhancements."

domingo, 18 de marzo de 2012

Razer Imperator 4G 2012 review new game, Star Wars: The Old Republic. Money is no object when it comes to the Universe that George Lucas built.


Imagine for a moment that you're a really huge Star Wars fan (this may be easier for some of you than others). You've kept the faith through the prequels, and pre-ordered Bioware's massive (even by MMO standards) new gameStar Wars: The Old Republic. Money is no object when it comes to the Universe that George Lucas built.
Well, have I got a pair of headphones for you. Razer's Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset has everything you'd want in a gaming headset: great sound quality, a fantastic mic and slick design that feels right at home in the Star Wars universe. But at £109, they'll be a hard sell for all but the most ardent fans and gamers.
The Razer Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset is a premium product that does everything you could ask a gaming headset to do. Sound quality on both the microphone and the headphones is fantastic. If you ever feel the need to tweak the audio, Razer's Synapse software is easy to set up, and features a ton of options (the ability to constantly rotate the colour of the LEDs being the coolest, if least functional one). While wearing them I did, in fact, feel way more immersed in the game during my Old Republic play sessions - the Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound support helps that along.
The microphone does a great job of filtering outside noises, especially handy if you're using a voice chat service. There are two sets of physical buttons on the headset - one controls the volume levels on the mic, the other controls the general audio level. This is a handy feature, which means you don't have to worry about switching out of the game to tweak your levels. The Razer Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset is also well-padded and comfortable, while still staying light enough to never bother your neck even after using it for several hours. Visit GamePro.
There are a few extra bells and whistles in store for Star Wars fans, to really set that "galaxy far, far away" vibe. The Razer Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset's design fits right in with the Star Wars films - I'd almost swear they're modelled off of some of the headsets the Rebels were wearing on Hoth. Razer has also packed in a code for a unique color crystal that soups up weapons in the Old Republic, so you can show off to people who can't even see your nifty headset.
As befitting Razer gear, there are lights. Multi-colour LEDs grace the undersides of each ear, lending a nifty halo effect to your shoulders. You can configure those lights and the headset's equalizer settings with Razer's Synapse software. The software also syncs your settings into the cloud, so you'll be able to log in and standardise your preferences across as many gaming machines as you own. The Razer Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset also comes with an interchangeable set of Republic and Empire medallions, that you can easily swap out to show your allegiance.
If you aren't quite as obsessed however, the Razer Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset becomes a harder sell. For all the great features, I just can't bring myself to overlook its one real down side: the Razer headphones cost twice as much as a run-of-the-mill gaming headset. Unless you're the kind of gamer that's been annoyed in the past by mic and headphone sound quality, it's hard to justify the extra expense.
Another minor quibble: the backlight for the interchangeable Republic and Empire symbols on the sides of the Razer Star Wars: The Old Republic Gaming Headset aren't colour-changing LEDs, so even if you're using the Empire medallions the backlight remains yellow. If you're a) a huge nerd b) an Empire player and c) someone who believe the canonical Empire colour should be red and not yellow, this can be mildly annoying. Caveat emptor, fellow Sith.